January 2012
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Kind of just waiting until my cockiness in the... →
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Jan 27th
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I have been making the BEST egg sandwiches for myself lately. Really it’s all about cooking the egg just right, so the yolk is soft enough to burst and ooze just right when you bite into it but not runny enough to get all over EVERYTHING. The trick, I have found, is cooking one side up mostly, then when everything’s looking solid flip it over and cook the sunny side for about 13...
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“I am appalled that you would begin a presidential debate on a topic like that… I...”
– Newt Gingrich, leading off the South Carolina debate with a rebuke to moderator John King, who asked Gingrich about his ex-wife Marianne’s claims he asked for an “open marriage” while leading the impeachment charge against Bill Clinton. He was met with thunderous applause. More debate...
Jan 20th
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Andrew Ti Talks About '2 Broke Girls' for... →
So the Emasculated Asian Immigrant Han Lee is taken care of - I can’t even get started on the Cackling Old Black Guy, Earl (who manages to embody the, oh look at that, emasculation of all black men ever in about seven words). Do I remember correctly that the creators of this show were all smug and proud of themselves for making a feminist show, because it was penned and produced by a woman...
Jan 19th
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“Smoking a joint a week for up to seven years doesn’t hurt lung function,...”
– Study: A Joint May Be Easier On Lungs Than A Cigarette : Shots - Health Blog (via npr) Yo, this is not even me dicking around at work, this is apt as fuck. This makes me really excited for all the medical marijuana CLE programs I’ve just had recorded for my company and put up on the...
Jan 11th
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Jan 3rd
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My life is becoming an endless parade of days spent waiting for used records I ordered off eBay to arrive. This week it’s Music From Big Pink, though, so everything’s awesome. Irregardlessly. Plus, I made quail for Christmas dinner last week. Like a boss. And lo, she saw that it was good. Quail with an Orange-Tarragon Glaze Spicy Roasted Brussels Sprouts & Sweet Potatoes...
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December 2011
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Yo, I am not doing any fucking thing for New...
New Year’s has been turned into the stupidest fucking holiday ever. New Year’s in New York especially sucks dirty donkey nuts. This place gets turned into a stupid zoo filled with stupid assholes who couldn’t think of anyplace more original to go. It’s like America turned around and vomited all of its idiots onto Manhattan to steal our cabs and shove through our trains and...
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“My fellow queers and assorted allies: we have got to stop using arguments like...”
– Social Justice League - Fauxgress Watch: Born This Way  (via subconciousevolution) Perfect. (via agradschoolbreakup) This is the TRUTH. “Born This Way” is not powerful. It’s something to hide behind. (via queerlyfemmetastic) I was born this way, in fact. Then I had to make a choice to...
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November 2011
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on writing and permission
You can’t, you can’t, you can’t be trying to control what someone writes, what someone is or is not allowed to write, you just can’t. So furious right now. And it’s not even my story to get upset about. With no specifics addressed, consider this: as writers we write about life. As writers we are also people living life. We have to write from our lives. We might...
Nov 30th
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“But when a saga popular with pre-adolescent girls peaks romantically on a night...”
– NPR’s Linda Holmes reviews Twilight Breaking Dawn, Pt. 1 (via diandrabird) Yeah. This too.
Nov 19th
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Nov 17th
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Our Bella, Ourselves - by Sarah Blackwood, for... →
Bella Swan … [is an] honest (though cringe-inducing) representation of adolescence. She doesn’t know who she is or what she wants. She’s clumsy, obtuse, and aggravating in her helplessness. She is also entirely internal, almost alienatingly so … This is an uncomfortable place for feminists, because this heroine is not particularly good at actualizing herself. Bella...
Nov 17th
Beyoncé Songs Re-Imagined as Undergraduate Theses... →
npr: Baby Boy: The Sociocultural Effects of Prolonged Male Adolescence Check on It: The Gendered Dynamics of Male Spectatorship in Urban Public Spaces There’s more…. I was late to work today because of this.
Nov 16th
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writer's block (charles bukowski)
the typewriter sits silent, it’s as if you’ve been betrayed, it’s as if a murder has occured. yet words still run through your brain: “the Spanish bird sings!” what can that mean? at least it’s a ripple, even if unusable. when will the keys beat into the paper again? it’s so easy to die long before the fact of it. I look at the machine resting under its...
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