Cajun Thanksgiving.

Turkey roasted with a mystery spice rub I got in backwoods Georgia
Andouille sausage & cornbread dressing
Roast potatoes, parsnips, sweet potatoes & onions
Kale & rainbow chard sauteed with brown sugar and vinegar
Cranberry-orange sauce.

And I did it all (mostly) myself.

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