New Year’s has been turned into the stupidest fucking holiday ever. New Year’s in New York especially sucks dirty donkey nuts. This place gets turned into a stupid zoo filled with stupid assholes who couldn’t think of anyplace more original to go. It’s like America turned around and vomited all of its idiots onto Manhattan to steal our cabs and shove through our trains and yell in our bars and turn beautiful Grand Central terminal into Satan’s fucking favorite nightclub. I don’t even give a fuck about Times Square because it’s always a shithole. Seriously who thinks New Year’s Eve in New York is ever a good idea?
SERIOUSLY!!!
Actually, I lied. I might do something. I might drink a bottle of champagne with my mom. Or go over to my friend’s place in Hell’s Kitchen and mull some wine. Either of which is like any other fucking night in my fabulous fucking life so can it just be the fucking new year already? I’m ready to do some WORK, there’s lot of work to be done, the world’s getting pretty fucking selfish and stupid and dirty and mean and we better WERQ to turn this fucking ship around. Fucking Mikhail Gorbachev, one of the raddest fucking dudes to ever figure shit out in this fucked up world, said “We need a new system of values, a system of the organic unity between humankind and nature and the ethic of global responsibility. We are all passengers aboard one ship, the Earth, and we must not allow it to be wrecked.” Fucking preach, sister. So I’m serious, can we all quit whining and crying about “being single on New Year’s” or not getting into Jean-Georges for dinner or how to spend one random night that, guess what, news flash, ONLY HAS ANY SIGNIFICANCE BECAUSE WE ASSIGN IT SUCH and think about how we’re going to live for all the days that come? Christ.
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springandastorm said:
Preach.
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